name:

Jeffrey Paris

a.k.a.:

el jefe, parigi

last known whereabouts:

somewhere in Queens

weapon of choice:

trumpet

other weapon(s):

deadly voice

Motivational video:

Here

major influence(s):

Frank Sinatra, Louis Armstrong, Louis Prima, Louis Jordan, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Hepcat, Fishbone, Mephiskapheles, The Slackers